Why has this photo of me hanging an ornament gotten 15 views on my Flickr account (when most get 1 view, presumably by myself)?
Why aren't people dying to hire my husband who has 3 years of graduate-level teaching experience (as a PhD) AND a published book under his belt?
Why can't our career path ever lead us closer to Colorado where all of our dear family members live?
Why does the GRE have to be so scary and difficult? I'm taking it tomorrow and am hoping that my month-long endeavor to memorize archaic vocabulary and to re-learn algebra and geometry pays off. Also, I was thinking in the shower this morning: do they allow yoga during the GRE? I'm only half joking. I mean, dude, it's a four and a half hour long exam. During the oh-so-generous 60 second breaks I get between each section, wouldn't it be nice if I could do a head stand to get the blood back into my dessicated brain? I'm going to google "GRE Yoga" and see if I'm the only one so foolish.
Why am I not more concerned when my 1 1/2 year old says "mmm" and is chewing on something she found on the floor? (Oh, right, because it happens all the time and I'm tired of making her spit stuff out.)
Finally, could this be sweeter? No, no it could not.